20 Random thoughts I had while watching the premier episode of Game of Thrones, Season 6

Warning: contains spoilers

• Wow, I guess Ramsey actually has some human feelings after all...nope. False alarm. He’s still the same crazy, sadistic asshat he always was
• After everything she’s been through, Sansa is going to whine about a little cold water? Did you expect Theon to roll out an escape red carpet for you? Jump in and shut the hell up, Princess    
• I want to be Brienne of Tarth when I grow up
• Finally, Theon seems to have grown some…well, never mind
• Jon Snow better not really be dead

• No one better hurt Ghost. I’m still upset over what happened to Rob’s wolf after the Red Wedding
• Oh, good. There’s the Red Witch. Maybe she can save Jon Snow…nope. She looks just as lost and sad as everyone else. Sigh.
• That wolf is so loyal, guarding his master like that. My dog won’t even scoot over to make room for me in the bed at night
• I would watch an entire show of nothing more than Varys and Tyrion chatting. Or maybe they could have some kind of wacky travel adventures. Whatever. I’m in.
• Margaery looks pretty good for someone who’s been in a dungeon for, what, weeks? Months?
• Oh look, Jaime and Cercesi have the same haircut
• These Sand Vipers are evil…but still kinda cool. Is it wrong that I think that?
• Jon Snow better not really be dead
• Sir Jorah really reminds me of Richard Chamberlain
• Is Drogo sleeping off that roasted ram somewhere while his mother is being led away by a Dothraki horde? An assist would be nice, pal​

• The new Khal sure is a downgrade from the first one. That’s disappointing
• Not liking the blind, beaten-down Arya. Where’s the plucky little gal that gouged out the eyes of the dude who killed her teacher?
• Do I really have to look at the Red Witch’s boobs again? I mean, I get that the writers are trying to capture a young male demographic, and her boobs are really perky but…oh, mother of all that’s holy! WTF????
• Looks like next week’s gonna be a Bran episode. Bummer
• Jon Snow better not really be dead