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Job opening: “Moms” needed immediately!

2/17/2016

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​Position:  “Mom” (alternate titles include: “Momma”, “Mommy”, and “Mother”) 
Work hours: 24/7
Term: The rest of your life
Pay: The knowledge that you’re helping shape the life of a tiny human
Bonus potential: Occasional hugs and kisses
Sick days/paid time off: Not applicable to the “Mom” position
Opportunities for advancement: None. The organization is completely lateral.
Responsibilities:
A “Mom” must possess:
  • Knowledge of where everything is
  • Willingness to clean up various messes, including biohazard
  • Honest answers to all manner of uncomfortable and/or embarrassing questions
  • Proven ability to scare away the boogie man and/or other creatures commonly found in nightmares
  • Own car for 24/7 shuttle service
  • Event planning expertise for clients of all ages
  • Ability to feign interest in video games
  • Ability to defend your charge, to the death, against all threats (includes both real and perceived threats)
  • Zero expectations of personal space
  • Advanced negotiation skills, as well as short order cook and janitorial experience a plus. 
 
If you’re interested in the position…well, then you are my kind of crazy! Share with others, because recruitment for this position can be challenging… 
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