I refuse to think of this as a Captain America movie. If Ironman is in it, it’s an Ironman movie
OK, is anyone else creeped out by CGI young Tony? (shivers, like spiders are crawling down my back)
It’s a bummer for Tony that Pepper dumped him, but I never really liked her anyway. No loss there. He’s Ironman, for God’s sake. He can do better
Chris Evans is the whitest white boy I’ve ever seen. I’m sorry, but he’s as boring as a beige wall
You hired Alfre Woodard to play a part in this movie, and you only gave her a few lines? What’s wrong with you people? She’s AWESOME
What’s with the ridiculously oversized title cards showing scene locations? They’re like forty feet tall
So, the UN is all upset about collateral damage from the Avenger’s saving the world from aliens. Um…did you guys miss the part about them SAVING THE WORLD FROM ALIENS? I think “thank you” is the phrase you’re looking for
Is it just me, or is the Winter Soldier (I refuse to think of him as Bucky) hotter than he was in the last Captain America movie?
There’s a secret high tech, super wealthy nation in Africa? And the crown prince of that nation just happens to be a bad-ass in a fancy tiger suit? Huh
Why are there multiple pallbearers when Captain America could carry the casket all by himself? Those things are super heavy. Why risk the other guys’ backs?
Oh, all right. Chris Evans has really nice biceps. Whatever
No, seriously, where’s Thor?
Young Spider Man is AWESOME, but…Marisa Tomei as Aunt May? I find that weird
I would watch a movie about nothing but the wacky road trip hijinks of Captain America, the Winter Soldier and the guy in the bird costume. Fabulous
Is Colonel Rhodes an Avenger? I thought he was Air Force. Why would he have to sign a UN accord?
Is Vision weirdly perving on Eastern European creepy red magic girl? (again with the spiders)
Captain America has the hots for his dead ex-girlfriend’s niece. Ew
I would watch an entire movie of nothing but super heroes beating the crap out of each other. SO COOL
Antman is OK, but…was Wolverine not available for a crossover?
Shouldn’t you shoot out the security camera BEFORE you murder people? And why is there a security camera on a stretch of remote road, anyway?
Tony Stank. Ha!
Yeah, I’m sure of it. The Winter Soldier is DEFINITELY hotter than he was in the last Captain America movie
All in all, despite a disturbing lack of Thor and more Captain America than I care for in my Ironman movies, I really enjoyed this one. Can’t wait for more