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I can't come to work today because I have to read!

11/16/2017

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With the release of Semi-Sane tomorrow, I thought it might be a good idea to provide those of you who pre-ordered with a little note, excusing you from work--because who wants to work when they have a new book waiting for them on their Kindle??? So, feel free to fill in the blanks on this one, print it out, and give it to your employer. Happy reading!

 Dear (insert boss’s name here):
 
Look, as much as you’d like (insert your name here) to pretend it isn’t true, she doesn’t like her job all day every day. No one does. Sure, there are always a few brown-nosing sycophants who are better at pretending the job is all rainbows, kittens, and unicorns farting rainbows than she is (*cough* insert name of office brown-nosing sycophant here* cough*), but let’s face it: everyone needs a mental health day every now and then. (Insert your name here) intends to take a mental health day on November 17, 2017 because Semi-Sane, the 5th and final book in the Harper Hall Investigations series, will drop, and she’s already pre-ordered. There are a few reasons why you should actually thank her for not showing up to work on that day so that she can read:
 
  1. If she came into work knowing the book was waiting for her on her Kindle, she’d just resent you all day for keeping her from it. No one needs that kind of angst in their lives, you know?
  2. Reading has been proven to increase relaxation. If she’s not relaxed, she’s much more likely to smack you or a co-worked upside the head when you annoy her. (And trust me when I say that if you keep her away from my new book, she WILL be annoyed. You have been forewarned.)
  3. Reading helps slow the progression of Alzheimer’s. You wouldn’t want her to get Alzheimer’s and forget just what it is she does around there, would you?
  4. The Harper Hall books are funny, and with everything that’s going on in the world right now, couldn’t we all use a few laughs?
  5. Because I’m the author and I said you should be happy to let her stay home, damn it. (*stomps foot*)
 
We’ll take your stunned silence as acceptance of this mental health day, and we’ll assume that your gratitude is forthcoming. You’re welcome.
 
Sincerely,
 
Isabel Jordan
Author, Harper Hall Investigations series
 
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Just a little snippet...

11/11/2017

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For those of you who aren't in my Facebook fan group, just wanted to make sure you saw this little snippet, too. Check it out: 

And still he stood there, staring down at her, waiting for…something.

“What is it?” she finally asked when she couldn’t stand another second of tense silence.

Her mouth dried up and her tongue stuck to the roof of her mouth when he slid his fingertips under her hair and let them rest lightly on the back of her neck. With his thumb, he gently brushed something off her cheek.

Powdered sugar, she realized.

His eyes held hers as he slowly—so, so slowly—lifted his thumb to his mouth and licked off the powdered sugar. Her entire body clenched at the sight of his tongue swiping over his own skin.

Holy. Fuck.

“Delicious. You taste even better than I remember,” he murmured before releasing her and walking away as if he hadn’t just reduced her to a puddle of lust right there in her own damn foyer.

Well, the good news, she supposed, was that her lady bits hadn’t dried up after all, as she had suspected earlier that day. The bad news? The man capable of awakening them was the last man in the world she should trust with her body—or her heart—ever again.

Yep. Seemed about right, given the day she’d had.

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It’s FINALLY here!!

11/2/2017

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Hallelujah, it’s done, folks! That’s right, the Slowest Writer in the World (aka: me) has a new release and a pre-order link to prove it. Boom.

So, I’ll get the mushy stuff out of the way first and take this opportunity to offer up my most heartfelt thanks to all you wonderful readers out there who have stuck with Harper Hall and her band of misfits from the very beginning. Your support means the world to me. Without you, I’d still be dreaming of writing instead of actually doing it. Saying thank you still feels totally inadequate, but...yeah...there it is again…

And don’t tell the other guys, but Nikolai is probably my favorite book boyfriend from the series. That’s why he’s getting his own poster that will be printed and put up in my office immediately. If you want one too, you can download it right here.

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Also, for those of you on Facebook, there just MIGHT be some snippets of Semi-Sane posted in my reading/fan group, Bitch Write Faster. So, if you’re not already a member, and you like reading stuff before it’s released, you might want to consider joining! (No pressure, though) Hope to see you there!

Happy reading, y’all!

Lots of love, 

Isabel

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