Random thoughts on Captain America: Civil War

• I refuse to think of this as a Captain America movie. If Ironman is in it, it’s an Ironman movie
• OK, is anyone else creeped out by CGI young Tony? (shivers, like spiders are crawling down my back)
• It’s a bummer for Tony that Pepper dumped him, but I never really liked her anyway. No loss there. He’s Ironman, for God’s sake. He can do better
• Chris Evans is the whitest white boy I’ve ever seen. I’m sorry, but he’s as boring as a beige wall
• You hired Alfre Woodard to play a part in this movie, and you only gave her a few lines? What’s wrong with you people? She’s AWESOME
• Where’s Thor?

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