You might be a Game of Thrones super fan if you agree with at least nine of these statements:
You plot Ramsey Bolton’s death in your free time, imaging the various slow, painful, graphic ways in which he will die (because it will be soon…it’s just gotta be…)
You’re seriously considering moving south. You know, in case winter really is coming sometime soon. And who wants to be around when White Walkers start moving through the north?
(And speaking of white walkers) You've petitioned your homeowner's association for permission to build "The Wall" and to have your home address changed to "The Night Watch"
You make the people who report to you at work call you “Meesa”
You want George RR Martin to be declared a national treasure, and think he deserves his own Secret Service detail (can’t have anything happen to him before he finishes the series, right?)
You spent hours after the Red Wedding episode curled up in the fetal position, chewing your hair while you tried to process WTF just happened to half the cast
You giggled like a school girl for days after Joffrey died
You have plans drawn up, along with a timeline, for building your own Iron Throne (an extra 2 points if you have plans for building your own Iron Throne toilet)
You’ve done Google searches to see if Dire wolves are real and available for sale anywhere
You regularly try to work phrases like, “You know nothing, Jon Snow” and “A Lannister always pays his debts” and “All men must die” into casual conversation
You plan to name your daughter Daenerys and your son Tyrion
The theme music is stuck in your head for at least the first half of the week (and you love every minute of it)
You’ve searched for a Rosetta Stone to help you learn to speak Dothraki
You will argue to the death with anyone who dares say, “Meh, I don’t really like that show. I just doesn’t understand why it’s so popular” (an extra 2 points if you’ve ever smacked someone who’s said this)
You took notes while watching season 1 to help you keep everyone’s names straight (an extra point if you watch with the closed captioning on to this day for the same reason)
You’ve threatened to kill, maim, or otherwise harm a loved one for disturbing you while you’re trying to watch
You plan to search for or start a support group to help get you through the rest of the year after the show ends for the season
You would’ve happily watched a buddy flick or spin-off series featuring the wacky road trip shenanigans of Brienne and Jaime and/or Arya and The Hound
You firmly believe that everyone either loves Game of Thrones, or is WRONG
Dragons? Hell, yeah. Dracarys!!!